this is really terrifying
they’re growing. evolving.
tastes like moose
Taste’s like you
I WAS LAUGHING THEN I WAS CRYING
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!
My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?
"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
cosplay more like co$play
More like €o$p£a¥
how did you all miss cospay
One of my close friends is a belly dancer
And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours
Like we could just be walking
I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET
Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!
The hips, they don’t lie…
when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better
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